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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

The cloud broke Thursday and it'll happen again - how to protect your business before then - ZDNET

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists make jaw-dropping find after drilling more than 1,500 feet into Antarctic ice: 'We even discovered a school of lobster-like creatures' - The Cool Down

No, not a chance

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Fourth meeting of the International Health Regulations (2005) Emergency Committee regarding the upsurge of mpox 2024 – Temporary recommendations - World Health Organization (WHO)

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

HSBC’s Mark Tucker to return to insurer AIA as chair - Financial Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman sees sales fall as Trump trade conflicts weigh on spirits producers - AP News

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Report: Contract dispute leads to WR Terry McLaurin skipping Commanders minicamp - PhillyVoice

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

ChatGPT outage shows just how many people are using AI at work - MarketWatch

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Veteran fund manager revamps stock market forecast - TheStreet

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster's New Content Adds To An Already Healthy Runtime - Kotaku

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Jean Smart Goes South and Solo in Call Me Izzy - Vulture