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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:30

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The cloud broke Thursday and it'll happen again - how to protect your business before then - ZDNET
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
HSBC’s Mark Tucker to return to insurer AIA as chair - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Report: Contract dispute leads to WR Terry McLaurin skipping Commanders minicamp - PhillyVoice
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
ChatGPT outage shows just how many people are using AI at work - MarketWatch
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Veteran fund manager revamps stock market forecast - TheStreet
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read